Reversible ultrafast switching of surface thermodynamics is highly desirable for hydrogen storage and catalysis yet remains elusive at the nanoscale. Here we demonstrate that photoinduced ferroic-order switching in two-dimensional ionic ferroelectric monolayers enables rapid, reversible control of hydrogen binding. In TiGeSe₃, carrier-density-driven redistribution of transition-metal 3d orbital occupations triggers a sequential evolution from the ferroelectric ground state to paraelectric phases with staggered or Zig-Zag antiferromagnetic order. This switch continuously tunes the hydrogen adsorption free energy from 0.33 to 1.11 eV, shifting the interface from near-thermoneutrality to spontaneous desorption. Nonadiabatic dynamics indicate that electron-phonon coupling promotes nonthermal H release, while picosecond carrier recombination rapidly restores the initial ferroic order, closing an ultrafast reversible cycle. Generality is further validated in AgBiP₂Se₆ and CuInP₂S₆, establishing ferroic order as an optically addressable knob for dynamic thermodynamic reconfiguration beyond static design.