Unconventional odd-parity magnets, characterized by an odd-parity momentum-dependent spin splitting, offer a fundamentally distinct paradigm for non-collinear spintronics. Here, we theoretically investigate the Ruderman-Kittel-Kasuya-Yosida indirect exchange in two-dimensional odd-parity magnets subjected to Rashba spin-orbit coupling. Using an analytical real-space Green's function formalism, we uncover a parity-driven spatial decoupling in the magnetic response. Because of the odd-parity exchange field, the out-of-plane Ising interaction is structurally insulated from the macroscopic magnetic modulation, oscillating isotropically at the shifted Fermi wavevector. Conversely, the in-plane Heisenberg components exhibit pronounced, directionally tunable spatial beating. Beyond collinear exchange, the hybridized bands generate a highly tunable, three-component Dzyaloshinskii-Moriya interaction alongside symmetric off-diagonal anisotropies. We reveal that the out-of-plane chiral twisting is driven by the massive, nonrelativistic momentum shift, while the in-plane chiral components are relativistic. Furthermore, the competition between the nodal geometry and the Rashba gap drives an anomalous, dimension-reducing crossover, in which the in-plane chiral components follow a 1D-like 1/R spatial decay along the nodal lines over an extended intermediate-distance window before ultimately recovering the conventional 2D 1/R² asymptote. We demonstrate that these findings hold universally across the odd-parity class by explicitly generalizing our framework to f-wave magnets. Finally, numerical tight-binding calculations verify the striking robustness of this parity-driven decoupling against both scalar and random magnetic exchange disorder. These findings establish odd-parity magnets as promising platforms for engineering robust, directionally tunable non-collinear spin textures.